AND 1

yesterday.. was 'and 1' day.. it was held at the entrance of summit shopping mall.. me and my team mates are suppose to meet up at the bus stop infront of ioi mall and go there via taxi.

woke up early in the morning using my handphone's alarm clock.. look at the clock.. hmm.. still early.. continue sleep.. mm.. woke up again.. wtf.. still early.. nvm.. man man lei.. mum was suppose to fetch me down to the bus stop.. so i happily brush my teeth and pack my stuff.. got time to do warm up somemore.. go down stairs..

EI...

where's mum? car is gone!! saw a piece of paper on the table.. mum said she went pasar with dad.. *bumps*.. quickly pakai kasut and chow.. ran half way to the bus stop.. BAI.. forget to bring the receipt.. (payed RM90 to enter the competition.. need to show them the receipt in order to participate..) so.. run back home to get it and then run back to the bus stop.. reach there.. sei yea.. ah wong haven come.. 'sai hei'..

taxi lou charged us RM20 for the ride.. reach there.. register.. go toilet shi shi.. lepak.. wait for the match to start.. incase you are wondering.. our team name is called.. THE PREMIER PENCIL SHARPENER.. damn yeng.. our team features:

Big Guy Ah Wong















Magic Man How Siang















and the humble little me


















anyway.. 1st match.. we're up against a team called Fever O.. nervous.. but on the surface act calm.. yeng mah.. the match lasted for 10 minutes.. we faught hard.. we dribbled.. we defended.. we faked.. we shooted.. we layed up.. we slammed!!! no lah.. at the last whistle the scored board showed 4-4.. so free throws for both of the team.. and we owned them.. but when you have 1 minute of hapiness.. there comes 10 minutes of sadness.. or something like that.. after the match how siang and ah wong's bag got stolen.. we looked throughout the whole place but we just manage to find how siang's empty bag in the trash can.. curse those thieves..

2nd match.. we faught against an anonymous team.. we're no match against them at all.. lol.. they're too good for us.. i figure even if we give in our best we still couldnt stand a chance.. we sorta gave up half way through the match.. we got trashed 6-1.. so pai seh.. =.=

chit chat for a while.. go back home.. i need to do some serious training man..

Futsol day

the whole gang went for futsol again yesterday at 'U ONE'.. theres all together 12 person so we played a 6 on 6 game.. first team features lih yeh, yu joe, how sheng, simon, syafiq and me.. while the second team players are kok, jun yan, shakirin, theven, jia wei and yy.. it was a good game.. but half way through most of us were exhausted cause theres no subtitution.. =.=

after the game.. lih yeh n theven started teasing each other and it ended up lih yeh pinching thevens nipple.. lih yeh was half naked and at the same time lying flat on thevens body with his hands.. uhm.. doing that thang.. (lol i like to make thing sound different but thats practically what happened).. but i guess theven sort of enjoyed that.. later on theven playfully smacked lih yeh's back and the whole raping thing started again.. and again.. and again..

after they quench their thirst for lust.. passionate emotions.. great enthusiasm.. and intense desire.. we decided to pamper ourself after working ourself out.. so.. off we go in kok's peugeot 206.. yy's nissan sunny.. and my proton waja to the all time favourites al-nainas mamak..

it rained heavily while we're at the mamak stall.. HEAVILY..
the thousand drops of the sky decend upon you.. its raindrop will block out the sun..
then we will eat in the shade..
anyway.. while fetching the rest home it rained even heavily.. theres flood almost everywhere.. my car was wet inside and outside..

reach home around 2.. tired.. bath.. sleep..

Bad movies

while hanging out with jun yan and matthew at a chinese restaurant.. i saw one of those mobile DVD enterpriser.. or in a more recognized term.. 'DVD lou'.. i thought of updating myself after being stuck in a jungle due to ns for 3 months..so i bought a couple of DVD's.. it cost me RM 8 per piece..

*shakes head*

i may be abit late.. some of you guys might even watched it before me.. but still.. for those who haven watch this 2 movies.. DO NOT WATCH IT.. IT IS complete bullshit and a waste of time and money.. it is incredibly tremendously amazingly disgustingly extrmely boring.. i like to exaggerate..

Movie Number 1




















its cover may look attractive.. but the movie is nothing like that AT ALL.. there arent even any fighting scene.. and to be honest i dont even know what is it about.. this movie is something like 'The Sound of Musical'.. This movie has lots of singing.. but its more to the background music.. and to that person that sold me this copy.. this show is not funny at all.. you have a terrible sense of humour..
Ranking: E---

Movie Number 2




















*while trying to find out what does the word ' epic' means on the dictionary.. i stumble upon this word.. 'nuzzle'.. it means to PRESS or RUB SOMEBODY or SOMETHING gently.. and the example thay gave was.. the dog nuzzled against me on the sofa.. LOL..

i bet most of you guys know this show.. you got that right.. its the epic movie.. it features KAL PENN.. ADAM CAMPBELL.. FAUNE A. CHAMBERS.. JAYMA MAYS.. FRED WILLARD.. and MARY CASTRO.. who on earth are they anyway.. now.. this show imitates the idea of 'Scary Movie'.. but sad to say that their jokes just didnt manage to tickle the funny bone.. but at least there ia some scenes that make you laugh.. and its much better compared to movie number 1..
Ranking: D-

ATTENTION!! These DVDs are up for grab in my place.. just give me a call or sms me.. closing date at 30th march 2007.. entries will be accepted on a first come first served basis.. if you have any enquiries.. please seek for assistance by leaving a comment.. once delivered not returnable..
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Public Bathing

during my ns days.. life is tough.. but still.. we had fun.. one of our enjoyment has to be bathing.. you see.. there aint any door or what so ever cubicle for you to bath in.. theres just this 'kolam' at the centre.. and thats all.. everybody bath around it together either naked or semi naked.. your choice.. smart people go for the second option..

the chinese usually wait for the malay to go for their daily prayer before entering the toilet.. when the time comes.. we party.. all we did was the usuals.. chase around.. jump into the kolam.. shout like idiots.. splashing water..

now..

our splashes are more to the extreme.. what you do is.. you scoop some water using your.. uhm.. water scooper.. make sure the volume of water is around 2/3 of the scoop.. and with all your might swing the scoop at whoever that comes in your way.. if its done correctly.. it will leave a red mark on the victim's body.. even big ass tough guys will scream like a little girl.. cool eh?

on the last week.. we decided to take some crazy pictures of us having fun in the toilet.. too bad most of the pictures contains 18sx 18SG 18PL and so on scene.. but after sencoring the pictures.. ONE has been sirim aproved to be post here..















a few insisted that they dont want to be shown in public.. so i did some extra sencoring on them..

i sure miss those crazy moments..

A random post...

just yesterday.. the air-conditioner my mum ordered for me just arrive.. it was sort of like a welcome home gift from ns from my parents.. previously air conditioner was a no-no for me because i have sensitive nose.. but after all these years finally i get to have one in my room =).. i still have sensitive nose though.. but what the heck who cares anyway..

jun yan was my 1st guest to try out this pretty baby.. in fact he was there while its being installed.. the air conditioner has also been ISO approved by pang ka hak se wui lih yeh.. though he haven even enter my room.. O.o hmm..

anyway..

this is a 2 in 1, one n a half horse power baby.. air conditioner + air purifier.. panasonic.. white.. it has something in common with Dunhill..

Style..

















Quality..















Excellent..















thx mum n dad

my 1st blog ~.~v

well.. actually this is my second blog.. accidentally deleted my first wan so.. dis is considered as my 1st blog.. >.>''

anywayz..

just came back from ns camp yesterday and today is the day i got my spm result.. lets just say that my result aint that pretty.. mum was down right dissapointed.. gave me cold shoulders when i talk to her.. yeah great.. was feeling down that day.. despite that.. i went out wif yy.. simon.. ck.. teo.. joe.. yan.. kok.. yeh.. fiq.. and dai lou to play futsol at summit.. we had a nice game.. later on went to 5 star mamak stall to yam cha.. subra keep orderin ais kosong and yeh kept sms'in with wan tan mee..

moments later.. dai lou looks kind of bored and tired so i offered to send him back first.. while sending dai lou back my car went over a dead cat.. i was like holy shyt dude.. good thing there aint blood stains on my car.. i wonder how is the body doing right now.. after that i continue yam cha with the others.. saw rats running here and there.. disgusting.. no way we're going there for a drink anymore.. reach home around 2-3 oclock and here i am writting my blog.. well.. nothin much to write.. and i'm too lazy to post any picturez.. lol..so i guess thats just it.. my very first blog =)